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A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isnât paying attention, so she asks him, âIf there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?â Johnny says, âNone.â The teacher asks, âWhy?
âJohnny says, âBecause the shot scared them all off.â The teacher says, âNo, two, but I like how youâre thinking.â Johnny asks the teacher, âIf you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?â The teacher says, âThe one sucking her ice cream.â Johnny says, âNo, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how youâre thinking!â